Hermione: The Philosopher’s stone is a legendary substance with astonishing powers. It will transform any metal into pure gold and produces the Elixir of Life, which will make the drinker immortal.
Hermione: It means you’ll never die.
Ron: I know what it means!
“Wait…a Muggle healer? What do you need to see one of those for?”
“Isn’t St. Mungo’s good enough? You’re not dying or anything, are you?”
“For Merlin’s sake, Ron, I already told you-”
“I don’t get it. What do you need a Muggle healer-“
“What d’ya need a doctor for that St. Mungo’s can’t help you with?”
“Ron…we’re having a baby.”
[1st March 2013] Happy 33rd Birthday!