This is why I don’t believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small.
When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can’t wear condoms because they’re too small, he’s lying’ and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow.
well clearly I’ve been spending too much on socks
My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, “So girls, if a boy ever says that he’s too big for condoms, you run. You run so far.”
my mother just saw this picture on my dashboard as she walked in and stopped what she was saying just so she could go
‘why is that condom on their foot are they going to do someone in the butt with their foot’
omg that last comment!! ^^^ LOL!
(Source: jonnovstheinternet)
Nerdy Knob Covers of the Day: The Game Boy condom pack is not a real product, just a really cool concept from Visual Communication student Ben Marsh.
The handheld-themed packaging contains six pleasurable varieties of “playable” prophylactics, each with its own punny name:
- Ribbed - The Long End of Zelda
- Heat - Dong
- Tingle - Bone Zone 2
- Thin - Super Mario Land of Love
- X Safe - Sextris
- Large - Donkey Shlong
Word to the wise: If you’ve found yourself a girl who can appreciate the humor of Game Boy condoms, hang on to her for dear life.
ahahaha, too good
